1.
I'm
sorry
I
forgot
to
put
the
toilet
seat
down,
my
love.
I
promise
to
work
on
my
"seat-etiquette"
skills!
【Sorry
Love】

2.
Please
forgive
me
for
accidentally
snoring
like
a
wild
beast,
darling.
I'll
try
to
control
my
inner
jungle
noises.
【Apologies
&
Laughter】

3.
I'm
sorry
for
stealing
all
the
covers
in
bed,
sweetie.
I
didn't
realize
I
was
auditioning
for
the
role
of
a
reversible
blanket.
【Comical
Apology】

4.
My
love,
I
apologize
for
burning
dinner. . .
again.
Let's
just
say
I
have
a
special
talent
for
creating
"blackened
cuisine".
【Sorry,
Chef!】

5.
I'm
sorry
for
buying
the
wrong
brand
of
toilet
paper,
honey.
Next
time,
I'll
make
sure
it's
soft
enough
to
land
us
on
cloud
nine!
【Toilet
Paper
Troubles】

6.
Please
forgive
me
for
using
up
all
the
hot
water
during
my
extra-long
showers,
my
dear.
I
guess
I
just
like
to
dance
under
the
waterfall
a
little
longer.
【Soaking
Apologies】

7.
I
apologize
for
my
terrible
dancing
skills,
love.
But
hey,
they
say
"dad
dancing"
is
all
the
rage
now!
【Terpsichorean
Apology】

8.
I'm
sorry
for
always
accidentally
misplacing
the
TV
remote,
darling.
It
seems
to
have
an
uncontrollable
desire
to
hide
from
me.
【Remote
Control
Hide
&
Seek】

9.
Please
forgive
me
for
finishing
all
the
ice
cream
and
leaving
you
with
an
empty
tub,
my
sweetheart.
I
may
need
some
"cold-shoulder
therapy"
after
this.
【Sorry,
Ice
Cream
Addict】

10.
I
apologize
for
forgetting
to
take
out
the
trash,
my
love.
I
promise
to
make
it
up
to
you
by
taking
it
out
in
style
next
time
-
trash
can
slam
dunk
contest!
【Garbage
Apology】

11.
I'm
sorry
for
accidentally
hogging
the
entire
bed,
baby.
Let's
just
say
I'm
practicing
my
future
role
as
a
professional
bed
thief.
【Sleepy
Apologies】

1
2.
Please
forgive
me
for
putting
too
much
hot
sauce
on
your
food,
darling.
I
didn't
mean
to
spice
up
our
relationship
to
a
boiling
point!
【Flaming
Love】

1
3.
I
apologize
for
always
getting
lost
when
driving,
my
love.
Let's
just
call
it
my
"sense
of
adventure"
and
hope
we
don't
end
up
on
the
moon.
【Sorry,
Lost
Navigator】

1
4.
I'm
sorry
for
accidentally
dropping
your
phone
in
the
toilet,
sweetie.
It
just
wanted
to
take
a
quick
swim
and
explore
new
depths
of
technology!
【Toilet
Diving】

1
5.
Please
forgive
me
for
not
hearing
half
of
what
you
say,
my
dear.
I
guess
my
ears
have
started
taking
vacations
without
me.
【Selective
Listening】

1
6.
I
apologize
for
pausing
the
movie
at
the
most
suspenseful
moment,
my
sweetheart.
It's
just
my
superpower
to
"sense"
when
you
need
a
break!
【Inopportune
Pauses】

1
7.
I'm
sorry
for
always
forgetting
our
anniversary,
love.
Let's
face
it,
I'm
your
personal
cheerleader
who
supports
"Forgetfulness
Awareness".
【Memory
Loss
Apologies】

1
8.
Please
forgive
me
for
accidentally
stepping
on
your
toes
while
dancing,
darling.
I
didn't
realize
I
was
auditioning
for
"Dancing
with
the
Clumsy
Stars".
【Oops,
Footsteps】

1
9.
I
apologize
for
mistaking
your
mom
for
your
sister,
sweetie.
I'm
just
completing
my
research
on
"The
Genetics
of
Eternal
Youth"!
【Oops,
Family
Mix-up】

20.
I'm
sorry
for
always
screaming
during
horror
movies,
my
love.
Let's
just
say
it's
my
way
of
connecting
with
the
characters
on
a
deeper
(and
louder)
level!
【Terrified
Apologies】