1.
"I'm
so
clumsy,
I
could
trip
over
a
flat
surface. "
【self-deprecation】

2.
"I
have
more
bad
hair
days
than
good
ones. "
【self-mockery】

3.
"I'm
the
queen
of
awkward
situations
and
social
faux
pas. "
【self-awareness】

4.
"I'm
convinced
my
middle
name
is
'embarrassment'. "
【self-deprecation】

5.
"I
don't
always
make
sense,
but
at
least
I
make
people
laugh. "
【self-comfort】

6.
"I
may
not
have
it
all
together,
but
at
least
I
have
a
good
sense
of
humor. "
【self-assurance】

7.
"I'm
a
walking
disaster,
but
at
least
I'm
a
cute
one. "
【self-deprecation】

8.
"I'm
basically
a
toddler
in
an
adult's
body. "
【self-mockery】

9.
"I'm
a
hot
mess,
but
at
least
I'm
a
lovable
one. "
【self-compliment】

10.
"I'm
not
great
at
life,
but
I'm
fantastic
at
making
awkward
situations
even
worse. "
【self-awareness】

11.
"I
make
mistakes
so
you
don't
have
to. "
【self-deprecation】

1
2.
"I'm
a
tornado
of
chaos,
but
at
least
I'm
a
gentle
one. "
【self-comfort】

1
3.
"I'm
sure
someday
I'll
figure
it
all
out. . . probably
when
I
turn
80. "
【self-mockery】

1
4.
"I
may
not
be
graceful,
but
I
make
up
for
it
with
my
charming
personality. "
【self-compliment】

1
5.
"I'm
a
real-life
sitcom
character,
with
all
the
laughs
and
none
of
the
good
looks. "
【self-deprecation】

1
6.
"I'm
the
epitome
of
awkwardness,
but
at
least
I'm
authentic. "
【self-assurance】

1
7.
"I
may
not
be
perfect,
but
I'm
perfect
at
being
imperfect. "
【self-comfort】

1
8.
"I'm
like
a
Rubik's
cube:
confusing
and
frustrating,
but
fun
to
play
with. "
【self-mockery】

1
9.
"I
have
the
grace
of
a
drunk
giraffe,
but
at
least
I
can
laugh
about
it. "
【self-deprecation】

20.
"I'm
not
great
at
life,
but
I'm
a
champion
at
making
self-deprecating
jokes. "
【self-awareness】